What Church Is Not (Or Shouldn't Be) vol 1

- Small grouping your way to salvation

- A play on your emotions to gain a spiritual high

- Free Dunkin Donuts

- Three Point Sermons

- A competition to see who can pray louder in tongues

- Rejection of the sinner

- Badgering of the newcomer

What's one more?

By all means, I should not have another blog. I have Myspace. I have Facebook. How in the name of God do I have time for something like this? It's not a matter of time anymore, my dear readers, but a matter of necessity for a spilling of my thoughts onto a webpage that isn't Facebook (too many readers to offend) or Myspace (not enough people to understand me).

So here it exists. One more membership, but this time it's to a decent looking blog. Welcome to blogspot, Mr. Frownfelter!